Monday, May 16, 2005

What the Fuck is a Blog?



Well I'm off to a good start on this fucking blog! I made my first post and then lost it before I could even publish it! Let me try again. My name is Mike and I'm a self confessed horny old guy, 64 years old, living in the Northern California city of Stockton. I'm retired now but worked most of my career in the military aircraft electronics field. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with this blog thingy. Since I'm a horny old guy I think I will write mostly about my sex life or at times like now lack of sex life. I think I'll start with my childhood and write about all of the significant sexual activity that I can remember up until the present day. I haven't been laid for quite a while (don't ask how long!) but my right hand still works as good as it did when I was a horny teenager so I don't have to be completely celibate even now. Yeah, I freely admit it...I am still jacking off after all these years! Masturbation has been a passion throughout my life, even while I was in relationships including two marriages in my younger days. I'm not ashamed it admit it, I just LOVE to jack off!


I've never told most of this stuff to anyone so it might be fun to write about it, "letting it all hang out" so to speak for the first time in my life. Not really understanding blogs, I have no idea whether this is a private diary or if anyone can or will read it but that doesn't much matter. It's just something that I want to do. I'll get started soon but right now I think I'll find some porn on my computer, pull out my dick and jack off before I go to bed! Now let me see if I can post this goddamn thing without fucking it up! Oh yeah, one more thing...I can't write worth a shit! If anyone is out there (which I truly doubt!)...well hello to you wherever you are in cyberspace and thanks for reading this crap! Goodnight y'all!

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